The Attention Span of a Gnat is No Guide to Writing Online.
79How often have you been confronted by the ‘expert’ opinion that says,“The fast track to a failed online information article is to write anything that demands more than a short attention span. ie; beyond the attention span of a gnat."
To me, that makes no sense. Here’s why.
Gnats don’t read.
They don’t even have internet access.
They don’t rate your work, (or send you fan mail...)
They don’t ‘like’, share, or Tweet anything.
They don’t follow or ‘friend’ you.
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Bad news, I know, if the gnat has been your guide. But it gets worse.
Gnats don’t buy stuff either.
They don’t click AdSense ads.
Don’t click through to your Amazon links.
Don’t subscribe to your blog, or newsletter.
You know what that means?
It means ‘the attention span of a gnat’ is as relevant to online information articles as a bicycle is to a fish.
So, why are so many ‘expert’ online article writing authorities obsessed with it?
Or, more to the point, obsessed with the allegedly ‘short attention span’ of human online readers?
It’s worth a deeper look.
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Here’s what bothers me about this whole Short Internet Attention Span scam.
It’s not based in reality.
Because it pre-supposes:
That ‘one size fits all’.
That everyone’s information needs are exactly the same.
That an overview / précis / summary / keypoint chart is all that anyone ever needs.
That most content is clutter.
That detail is just boring.
That pictures convey more than words.
That shorter is always better.
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Seriously, how valid can that be?
SEO robots may be satisfied with 'information over-simplification', but humans aren’t.
If you suspend your willingness to believe the ‘experts’, and instead look at basic human behaviour, you’ll see the flaws clearly.
Us humans are more evolved than gnats.
More complex. More discerning.
And way less predictable.
We need different things. And at different times.
We’re driven by changing circumstances.
Often, what suited the bill today, will miss the mark tomorrow.
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Here’s an illustration of what I mean.
For a moment, think of the net as your daily paper.
Every day the paper is filled with ads about home appliances, TVs, and whitegoods.
Often, home appliance catalogues fall out of the paper, which is handy because you can put them aside right away, ready for the bin.
You don’t read the ads, or scan the catalogues, because you’re not in the market, (ie; at this time, you’re not interested in what they have to say).
Because the categories don’t have any ‘borrowed’ or inherent interest, unlike say cars, or fashion, or houses, or showbiz, even if you skim them, it’s only by default.
You’re more likely to say “Geez, this stuff is so boring. Who reads it anyway?” - before your interest is taken by something that better fits your needs right now.
But, imagine that one day your refrigerator stops cooling, your TV picture vanishes, your dishwasher, won't.
Suddenly, that ‘boring stuff’ is exactly what you need to see, and to read. Now, when the newspaper arrives, you’re very interested, diving into every ad and every catalogue with a vengeance.
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Here’s my question, and my point.
Are you going to be satisfied with an overview?
A few glamour product shots?
Is a quick skim over the sub-captions going to give you the answers you need?
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Don’t you actually need all the details that will enable you to become quickly, easily, and fully, informed, to help you make the right decision?
In fact, all the 'boring' stuff, like:
What are my product options?
What are the price points?
Where's the performance vs energy consumption rating?
Where’s the specification comparison chart?
What good is that product picture if it doesn’t link to a model number?
And so on, and so on....
That’s how we humans behave. Whether reading the paper. Or reading online. Our information searches are driven by our needs. And our needs are constantly changing.
We’re also demanding. Much more demanding than say, a gnat.
Remember too, that consumers, or information seekers, don’t move in lockstep. Yesterday you weren’t interested in home appliances. But someone else was. If you replace your appliances today, you’ll be out of the market tomorrow. By then, someone new will just be entering it.
Vitally important to remember also, is that the home appliance ‘content’ you’re researching hasn’t changed. It’s been there almost constantly. Its 'boredom level' hasn't changed. Its increased visibility and interest level is purely a result of your new need to know. Now.
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How does this relate to online information articles?
Go back and read the previous section, but this time, imagine the paper is the net. The same behaviour occurs. The same communication disciplines apply. Only difference is, you're Googling online pages, not flicking through printed ones. Not idly trawling, but actively searching. Ready to be engaged.
Given what we've just covered, don’t you think writing evergreen content that provides real information at a level of detail that fulfils the needs of someone who needs to know, gives you the best chance of becoming a successful online article writer?
Forget the disparaging comments of those who are easily bored, (and in reality are often cruising aimlessly anyway, certainly not actively seeking specific information), and the over-simplified opinions of the ‘experts’ who say brevity is everything, (as the bishop tried to convince the actress...).
Write for those who need to know what you have to say. Say it clearly, and say it all.
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Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying every article needs to be long and detailed. (Take this one, for example. It’s really just begun, yet it’s already over. Because it’s made its point.)
Which is; that every information article deserves to be given the time and space it takes to communicate whatever it sets out to do; and that 'attention span' can only be determined by a reader who is genuinely interested in the topic.
No-one else matters.
Not the article writer peer group.
Not the aimless trawler.
Least of all, the gnat.
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In my opinion, it's all opinion....
Some article writers present their views on what works online with a certainty that would be compelling, if they were proven. Most aren't. And, certainly not mine.
However, it's a fascinating subject. If you feel the same way, I've written a couple of related Hubs which you may find of interest;
Want Google to Love Your Hubs? Give 'em a KISS.
How to Turn Scanners into Readers.
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Good luck with your online article writing!
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You're still here! Does that prove the online short attention span really is a scam?Loading...
"Brevity is the soul of wit." -The first line of a very long speech in Hamlet. Same speech contains the lines "Neither a borrower nor a lender be," and "Be true to yourself and ...you cannot be false to any man." It's a good thing he didn't stop at the first line :)
Couldn't agree with you more, writeronline. I just taught myself how to knit socks with a circular needle (called the "magic loop" method of sock knitting). I'd never knitted a sock in my life, so I needed as much information as I could get on how to go about it. Thankfully, I found the perfect article online, detailed and long, as well as a series of videos on YouTube illustrating the method. What a resource the Internet is!
You can certainly have short "segments" in a long article, highlighted with white space, bullets, etc. that allow readers to quickly scan through it to determine if it's the information they're looking for. If it is, then they'll settle down for a long read, and that extra formatting will make it easy to do.
Another informative and engaging hub. Tweeted and rated up and useful.
P.S. did the actress agree with the bishop?
(Chuckle)You are too funny, writeronline!
True, true and TRUE again! *sigh* but HP wants looooooooooooong articles. Great hub.
That is a weird topic, isn't it, writeronline? I like yours better!
My hub with the most views overall is actually one of my longest hubs , if not the longest. I'd have to double check to find the exact number of words, but my long hubs tend to be read and comments reflect that people didn't read just the first and last paragraphs.
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Interesting and useful!
Again where are the links in the content of your article, do I sound like a broken record, the least you could do for us with the attention span of a semi aquatic amphibian is link the other articles you wish to promote in the content. Hey I'm lazy, make it easy for me . . .
That being said the quality of the comments and the hubbers that leave them is impressive. I have read almost everyone that has commented and they all are good writers that have actually published intelligent, thought provoking articles.
I don't think long and useful is the key, after all so is toilet paper. I think the key is to get folks to think and ponder and want to read more, of course on my hubs I often question the intelligence of my readers, but hey that's just my style . . . besides its fun!
I didn't call you stupid . . where did you get that?
Oh I get it you want me to actually read the whole article all the way to the end to get the links, that usually doesn't happen no matter how good the story is, sorry!
But your by no means stupid, that is definitely not the adjective I would use . . .
The research from neurologists is saying that this whole 'multitasking' thing is a myth: when people stick with tasks for only short bursts, and keep switching back and forth between tasks, their overall productivity suffers. Studies prove this, it is not an opinion. Also, the brain functions better when tasks are sustained. See the book "Brain Rules," written by a neurological researcher, for the anatomical basis for this.
So why do people like switching tasks? Why do they check their email 10 times a day, and only read the first and last bit of a hub before hopping to the next? The reason for that too is biological. Everytime a person (or any primate) switches tasks the brain releases dopamine, the 'feel good' neurotransmitter. People get into the habit of switching tasks often because it literally feels good. (Unfortunately, their productivity, education, ect. suffers while they are enjoying these dopamine hits.)
I heard a lecture by John Medina, author of 'Brain Rules,' where he described this. He took questions after speaking, and i asked, "If our brain structure is rewarding us for multitasking, is it possible multitasking is good for the brain and the organism - that it is in effect what the brain 'wants' to do?" He replied with a resounding, "No. Multitasking is not good for the brain, the brain is not structured for multitasking. Multitasking is a dopamine lolipop." I liked the 'dopamine lolipop' line, i think of it when tempted to check my email too often. Perhaps i should have figured out that just because something feels good doesn't mean it is good for you.
True, but isn't catch phrases and cliches an attempt in most cases to cover up the truth?
We don't even come close to using all our brain potential and should be able to multi task with very little trouble.
Would keeping an open mind on all subjects be considered multi tasking, should we impose limitations on ones self simple because some says it bad for us?
I'm not buying that argument, I prefer to walk and chew gum at the same time, trying to convince me that multi tasking seems like manipulation and control.
Should we just limit ourselves, based on this guys catch phrase?
If it were only a catch phrase I would agree. But it is research, and not the research of only one neurobiologist, but many. The research all agrees.
Opinion is one thing, biological facts another.
Still ain't buying it, perhaps you could right a Hub about it and I promise to read it.
I'm sure all the research agrees, I disagree. One persons facts is another person disinformation, feel free to believe what ever flips your switch.
You'll never convince me that multi tasking is bad for you, unless the goal is to be a complete idiot!














caretakerray 10 months ago
writeronline:
What a great Hub! You've "hit the nial on the head" where article content is concerned.
thanx for agreat Hub with great insight.